Christina Santini bikini girl model washes ashore and all of a sudden, the beach is a little more beautiful. I mean check out that ass perfect exit hatch the swimsuit babe is brandishing. Do you think if this sexy babe was sucked out in a rip tide, Pauly Shore would dump his margarita and swim to her rescue? BHGP believes the Son In Law actor would indeed rise to the occasion. Christina’s Model Mayhem profile says that she’s flexible. Squirt. This sweet pic gets 7 out of 7 messed up Morrison Cafeteria naps.