Heidi Montag panties almost catch fire and all the silicone stuffed in her face melts and oozes out her king of poppy nose. That would be a bad thing but I don’t think anyone would really give a crap. Did her daddy put her head in a vice? Best Hot Girls Pics may officially, as of this very post, start the “butterface” tag. If this offends any of you strokers, please send us hate mail. The Hills thespian looks like she just had a cup of chamomile tea after a line of crushed up Xanax. Hooray for our culture.