Janet Jackson big boobs are hot. I mean I guess they are. If I had my druthers, there are plenty other chest hams I’d fondle before the droopy dermis domes of the late King of Pop’s sis. BHGP ain’t hating on Janet. It’s just that her super bowl boobie blip wasn’t that sexy. It was kind of metallic and weird in a bad way. But the aging pop star can sure sing. I mean sort of. She’s no Shakira sexy sound diva. I like “Control”. Or is that Paula Abdul? Nonetheless, for Janet’s flippy floppy fun sacks we award a gooey glitter glove and a shot of jesus juice.