Look at Natalie Portman naked in this Christian Dior print advertisement. Portman is a tad fidgety for my taste but I have to admit she looks good nude on a quilt. WTF does this ad have to do with Christian Dior? I totally support whatever the message they are conveying as long Princess Amidala stays in her birthday suit. If you’re a Natalie Portman fan, you will most assuredly be into her porn doppelganger, Natasha Belle. For the Portman pic, we will award 4 gobs on a Taco Bell nap. While I’m at it, here’s another photo of porn star Natasha Belle.