Paris Hilton hot bikini pic on all fours is a positive in my booty-book. Give it up for this sexy one percent-er. If this rich chick sits around all day and night being wank-waited on hand and fleshy-foot, she’s certainly staying in good shape despite her do-nothing lifestyle. Honestly, if I had that kind of money plus all of the Paris type perks, I’d become an enormous Jabba the Hutt type yummy consuming blob of sad squirt. Did you jerk-master-juniors slit-see where Paris modeled some bondage lingerie? Color me there squirt. Read all about it in the always hard-hitting Huffington Post. This snapper snap of the celeb-u-chick is exceptional and we award it 4 out of 4 shot upon Arby’s naps.