Scarlett Johansson hot kiss of Natalie Portman is so sexy. This BHGP Senior Ass Analyst would very much like to see these hot actresses scissor frag each other’s Oscar oysters into combustion. Don’t you jerkers think that Natasha Bell is the jizzier, more fun version of Princess Leia Jr.? This muff bumping moment is brought to you courtesy of the Crabdiving Podcast where Natalie Portman is oft discussed. Squirt. The photo of these fondling fem fatales garners a nut burst into a dirty sock combo with a Squirty nomination. 10 out 10 from judge’s table!