Check out this hella sexy iPhone self shot girl! Sorry, we will return to the witty, titty prose after BHGP R&D is finished texting the word “squirt”. Did you know that every time a hot chick takes a picture of her scantily-clad self, Steve Jobs gets another feather in his wings? We wonder if this hottie was in a real hurry to get undressed for this self pic, or is she just a messy little piggie whose whole apartment is strewn with discarded clothing? Looking at the socks and shoes, we think she may have been wearing a schoolgirl outfit. Pardon, but we have to text again. We gladly award seven out of seven sticky Sham-Wows to help clean up after this hot self portrait.