Slipping panties around ankles is a must at any Crabdiving Comedy Podcast Wrap Party. Nothing says all ports open for business like a toe knuckle anchor tattoo. I bet this happens a lot when the 1986 Motley Crue tour bus pulled into Salem, Oregon. Can’t the stupid photographer angle up a scooch? “Shaq said I could have whatever I want from the mini-bar.” This is a wonderful photo. Way to air it out. 8 out of 8 gooey wind socks!