The Hills actress Audrina Patridge is way hot in this bikini pic but most certainly still vapid as hell. Of course, the term “actress” is surrounded by the the largest, juiciest air quotes known to man. Someone just got this famous for being fragging famous bimbette a super special cake to go with her super special life. Squirt. Is that a toilet bowl jizz-topus floating on top of that most likely gluten-free Shrek shite cake? I’m sure Audrina is nice. I like her big jugs. Four spunked upon Five Guys Burger’s naps for pic of the skanky one percenter. If you like stroking it to reality stars, have a looky at this Kim Kardashian pic.